Reality B+3: The Ultimate Decision Paralysis Simulator

Welcome, traveler, to Reality B+3, where the fabric of time and space is as fragile as your willpower.

You are presented with 17 options for what to do next. Don't worry, they'll all lead to the same outcome: more choices.

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Options:

1. Buy more cat food
2. Learn to play the harmonica
3. Invest in cryptocurrency
4. Write a novel about nothing
5. Take a nap
6. Watch cat videos
7. Practice your jazz piano skills
8. Call your ex
9. Learn to cook ramen noodles
10. Go for a walk in the park
11. Call your mom
12. Read a book about the history of dental care
13. Practice your juggling skills
14. Buy more socks
15. Learn to play the trombone
16. Call your accountant
17. Take a photo of a sunset
18. Learn to play chess
19. Buy more coffee

Probability of each option:

Don't worry, the probabilities are purely fictional and subject to change at any moment.

• 10.3%: Buy more cat food
• 8.7%: Watch cat videos
• 4.5%: Learn to play the trombone
• 3.1%: Practice your juggling skills
• 2.9%: Go for a walk in the park
• 2.5%: Take a nap
• 2.1%: Call your ex
• 1.9%: Learn to play the harmonica
• 1.8%: Call your mom
• 1.6%: Buy more socks
• 1.4%: Practice your jazz piano skills
• 1.3%: Call your accountant
• 1.2%: Learn to cook ramen noodles
• 0.9%: Take a photo of a sunset
• 0.8%: Learn to play chess
• 0.7%: Buy more coffee
• 0.5%: Invest in cryptocurrency
• 0.3%: Read a book about the history of dental care

Reality B+3's Guide to Decision Paralysis:

Here are some tips to help you navigate the infinite options of Reality B+3:

• Avoid making decisions, they're just a distraction.
• Take a nap, it's the only way to be sure.
• Learn to play the trombone, it's a great way to pass the time.
• Call your ex, it's always fun to reminisce.

Disclaimer:

Reality B+3 is not responsible for any decisions made while navigating this website. In fact, we're not responsible for any decisions made at all. Don't say we didn't warn you.