Reality B+3: The Ultimate Decision Paralysis Simulator

Welcome, traveler, to Reality B+3, where the fabric of time and space is as fragile as your willpower.

You are presented with 17 options for what to do next. Don't worry, they'll all lead to the same outcome: more choices.

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Options:

  1. Buy more cat food
  2. Learn to play the harmonica
  3. Invest in cryptocurrency
  4. Write a novel about nothing
  5. Take a nap
  6. Watch cat videos
  7. Practice your jazz piano skills
  8. Call your ex
  9. Learn to cook ramen noodles
  10. Go for a walk in the park
  11. Call your mom
  12. Read a book about the history of dental care
  13. Practice your juggling skills
  14. Buy more socks
  15. Learn to play the trombone
  16. Call your accountant
  17. Take a photo of a sunset
  18. Learn to play chess
  19. Buy more coffee

Probability of each option:

Don't worry, the probabilities are purely fictional and subject to change at any moment.

Reality B+3's Guide to Decision Paralysis:

Here are some tips to help you navigate the infinite options of Reality B+3:

Disclaimer:

Reality B+3 is not responsible for any decisions made while navigating this website. In fact, we're not responsible for any decisions made at all. Don't say we didn't warn you.

More options, because why not?