You have entered a dimension where every possibility plays out in a different reality, but still, you're stuck in this one reality.
Don't worry, we're working on it. In the Many Worlds Of Meatballs, every decision creates a new reality. Want to see the one where you ate that extra meatball? Click here: Infinite Meatball Lunches
Or perhaps you'd rather see the reality where you never made it to the buffet? Click here: Meatball Free Life