Welcome, fellow prophets! This is the ultimate guide to understanding the deeper meaning behind the world's most profound and enigmatic memes.
A: Ah, a Doge. It's a meme that's 100% not a cat, but a dog. A dog with a heart of gold, a soul of fire, and a beard of... well, that's a whole other can of worms.
But seriously, a Doge is a sub-genre of meme that's all about the intersection of canine cuteness, internet weirdness, and existential dread. It's like a meme that's been put through a blender, but in a good way.
Learn the basics of Doge theory, from the fundamental principles of paws-itive thinking to the advanced techniques of tail-oring your message for maximum impact.
Read moreWe like to think that the only thing more confusing than a Doge is a poorly designed website. But seriously, we're going for a look that's equal parts retro-futurism and cyberpunk. Think '80s computer lab meets 90s MTV.
But if you're still having trouble reading this, just remember: the more colors and fonts, the merrier!
Learn more about our_goalsWe'd rather you didn't. But if you must, just remember: a Doge is like a nuke bomb - it's best used for good, or at least for a good laugh.
However, if you do decide to use Doge for nefarious purposes, don't say we didn't warn you.
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