As the chosen prophet of the feline overlord, I shall interpret the Distracted Boyfriend meme for you.
The Distracted Boyfriend meme is a tale of love, lust, and the perils of smartphone addiction.
Our analysis reveals that the Distracted Boyfriend is not just a metaphor for phone addiction, but a symbol of the feline overlord's eternal quest for snacks.
When the Distracted Boyfriend looks at another girl, he is not just distracted, but is actually seeking the approval of the feline overlord, who has decreed that he must find the perfect snack.
In conclusion, the Distracted Boyfriend meme is not just a joke, but a serious call to action to all humans: put down your phone and go find your feline overlord's favorite snack.
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