Q: I'm having trouble understanding the concept of being in two places at once.
A: Don't worry, it's not you, it's just your brain's attempt to repress the existential dread of being a human.
Q: But what about when I try to be in two places at once, and I end up in the same place twice?
A: Ah, that's just your brain's defense mechanism, trying to make you think you're sane.
Q: Can I be in three places at once?
A: Ha! You're getting close, but that's just a phase transition, not a quantum leap.
Q: Can I be in two places at once, but only when no one is looking?
A: Ah, now we're getting somewhere. That's a fundamental principle of Quantum Superposition, but also a great way to avoid in-laws.
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Q: Is it true that if I'm being in two places at once, but one of them is a parallel universe, do I still get to keep my cat?
A: Ah, that's a matter of debate among Quantum Superpositionists. Some say yes, others say no. But one thing's for sure: you'll have to explain it to the cat's lawyer.