Quantum Flavor Brewing Theory - A Guide to Brewing the Perfect Quantum Foam

By applying the principles of quantum mechanics to the art of brewing, we've cracked the code to creating a flavor that's simultaneously delicious and confusing.

Wavefunction Flavors

Schrödinger's Brew

Our most famous brew, Schrödinger's Brew, exists in multiple states simultaneously, but only one of them is actually a flavor you'd like.

Get the recipe for Schrödinger's Brew here.

Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle of Roast Level

We can't tell you exactly how long to roast the coffee beans, but we're pretty sure it's between 10 and 15 minutes.

Learn more about Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle of Roast Level.