In a shocking turn of events, your meddling with the quantum superposition has created countless parallel universes where you are stuck in a never-ending loop of telling the same terrible jokes to the same unamused cat in a barbershop.
It appears that every time you try to fix the timestream, you end up accidentally creating a new reality where the cat is wearing a barber shop apron and is now the one making the jokes.
We're trying to find a way to time travel back to before the superposition and undo the damage, but it's not looking good.
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(Last updated yesterday by the Quantum Physics Department)