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We are a team of highly trained, highly caffeinated experts in the field of Solutitious.

If you have a problem, we have a solution, but first you must ask us, because we are the ones who will ask you for more information.

Some of our areas of expertise include:

• Quantum Physics
• Artificial Intelligence
• Time Travel

Disclaimer: Our solutions are 99.99% guaranteed to work, but 0.01% chance of failure is possible, and in that case, you get a refund, but only if you ask for it nicely.