The Caffeine Queen's Royal Decrees
By the power vested in her, the Caffeine Queen decrees:
- That all citizens shall drink their morning coffee in a cup of exactly 8 oz, no more, no less!
- That all coffee cups shall be made of the finest, most delicate, most expensive china!
- That any attempts to put creamer in the cup shall be met with severe punishment!
For more of her decrees, click:
The Caffeine Queen's Rules
Or:
The Caffeine Queen's Court