Boris "The Bull" Jenkins - Our fearless leader who's only fear is being late for meetings
TechWhiz3000 - The guy who makes sure our servers don't spontaneously combust
Lola "The Sales Ninja" Smith - She's the one who convinces people to give us money
Koji "The Sensei" Tanaka - He's the one who makes us look good while we're being bad at design
And that's us! (Sort of)
If you're still here, we're impressed.
