We're not actually a real company, but we like to tell ourselves we are.
We're just a group of highly-trained, expertly-qualified, totally-not-paid-by-the-hour Neo-Brutalist Webdevs who are on a mission to serve the world's most demanding and discerning users.
Our CEO, a renowned expert in nothing, is available for interviews and public speaking engagements, but only if you're willing to pay us triple the industry rate.
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