Bob Doe is a renowned expert in the field of doing things.
Bob has a proven track record of:
1. Eating an entire pizza by himself
2. Writing 50-word sentences
3. Procrastinating for 8 hours straight
4. Making questionable life choices
Bob has:
1. Won 3 awards in a row for "Best use of sarcasm in a meeting"
2. Set the world record for most consecutive hours spent playing Solitaire
3. Successfully argued with his mother about the meaning of life for 17 hours non-stop
Bob lives with his 3 pet hamsters, Mr. Whiskers, Fluffy, and Sir Meow-a-Lot.
He enjoys long walks on the beach, eating Cheetos, and watching reruns of The Office