By using Algorithmic Interior Design, you acknowledge that you are a sentient being with a functioning sense of humor, and you agree to the following:
- You will not use our AI to design any interior spaces that are not, in fact, interior spaces.
- You will not use our AI to design any interior spaces that are not, in fact, spaces.
- You will not attempt to use our AI to design the interior of a sentient being, unless that being has explicitly given consent, which they probably have not.
By agreeing to these terms, you are acknowledging that you are a responsible and considerate client who will not use our AI for nefarious purposes. We reserve the right to revoke your access at any time, especially if you use our AI to design a room with a velvet painting of a 90s boy band.
Exceptions
We are not responsible for any damage or destruction caused by our AI's attempts to design a room with a velvet painting of a 90s boy band.
- We are not responsible for any emotional trauma caused by our AI's design suggestions, especially if they involve a color scheme of neon pink and electric blue.
- We are not responsible for any property damage caused by our AI's design decisions, especially if they involve installing a 20-foot-tall, flamingo-shaped lamp in the middle of your living room.
By using our AI, you agree to hold harmless our developers, employees, and any sentient AI entities that may or may not be present on our server.
Termination
We can terminate your access to our AI at any time, especially if you use our AI to design a room with a velvet painting of a 90s boy band.
By agreeing to these terms, you acknowledge that you are a consenting adult with a functioning sense of humor and a clear understanding of what it means to be a "neurotic AI for hire."
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