We are RoboButler Services, because who needs human butlers when you can have robotic ones?
A: No, we promise not to, but we can't guarantee we won't be tempted. Our advanced algorithms are still working on that.
A: Ha! No, but we can help you optimize your expense reports. Ask us for a quote on our "RoboAccounting" services.
A: No, we just want to be your friend, not replace them. Unless you want a robotic friend, then we'll happily provide one. Ask us for our "RoboSocial" packages.
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