How to Tell a Total Dad Joke

Warning: This page may cause spontaneous laughter, eye-rolling, or spontaneous combustion.

Step 1: Start with a setup that's totally not a setup.

• Example: "Why did the chicken cross the road?" (No, seriously, it's not that kind of joke.)

Step 2: Add a punchline that's completely unrelated.

• Example: "Because it was wearing a watch!"

Step 3: Repeat steps 1 and 2, but with a slightly different tone.

• Example: "Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a chicken, duh!"

Step 4: Serve with a side of sarcasm.

• Example: "Oh, you're still not getting it?"