They say the road to success is paved with good jokes. Unfortunately, Dad Jokes are stuck in second gear, perpetually spinning their wheels on the side of the road.
It's a cruel joke, really. You see, Dad Jokes are the result of a genetic mutation, a cross between a dad bod and a bad joke.
But don't worry, folks! We've got some theories on why Dad Jokes just won't quit:
Stay tuned for more on this developing story.