Chicken Safety Net

Warning: The Chicken Safety Net is a highly experimental and potentially hazardous technology. Proceed with caution.

Our team of expert engineers and chicken whisperers have designed this revolutionary system to prevent chicken-related accidents on our city streets.

Key Features:

• Aerial surveillance system to detect errant chickens
• Automated chicken-catcher drones for swift intervention
• Chicken-friendly crossing signals to confuse and mislead predators

But don't just take our word for it! Check out our Case Studies page to see the Chicken Safety Net in action!

And if you're feeling brave, try our Experiment With Us feature to test the limits of the Chicken Safety Net yourself!

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, join our team of chicken-whisperers and help us Join Our Team!

Disclaimer: The Chicken Safety Net is not responsible for any chickens that may be injured or lost during experimentation. Or, you know, at all.