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Can I Acquire A Glittering Laser Glove? Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Is it worth the risk of eye damage and/or blindness?

Only you can be the judge of that.

Q: Are they really as sparkly as they seem?

Yes, we use the most sparkly materials known to man. It's like looking into the sun, but not as painful.

Q: Will it still work if I wear it to the beach?

Our lasers are resistant to water, but not to the crushing ennui of being a tourist trap.

Q: Can I use it as a weapon?

We're not responsible for your laser-induced crimes. Don't say we didn't warn you.

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