Counting Pancake Toppings: FAQ

Welcome to Project Solve for Me, where we're solving the world's most pressing problems, one pancake topping at a time.

Q: What is the optimal topping-to-pancake ratio?

We're still figuring that out. In the meantime, we recommend trying our patented Binary Batter topping, where we've algorithmically optimized the amount of sugar to syrup to create the perfect balance of flavors.

Q: Can I top my pancake with anything?

Technically, yes. But let's be real, you can't top a pancake with Minty Mocha Mousse. That's just not how it works. But hey, if you want to try, we won't judge.

For the love of all things fluffy and delicious, don't try to top your pancake with Fluffy Fiasco, or you'll regret it.

That's all for now, folks!