Q: What is Count Pancake Toppings?
A: Count Pancake Toppings is the premier destination for discerning pancake enthusiasts seeking the most opulent, the most extravagant, and the most bewildering array of pancake toppings.
Q: What kind of toppings do you have?
A: We have it all! From the mundane (but delicious) maple syrup to the avant-garde (but still delicious) foie gras.
Q: How do you keep your toppings so... varied?
A: It's a closely guarded secret, but let's just say we have an army of tiny, trained squirrels that scour the globe for the rarest and most exotic ingredients.
Q: Do you have any special requests?
A: Oh, you want to get weird? We have a whole sub-page for that: Get Weird!
Q: I want to make my own topping. How do I do that?
A: Ah, a true artist! We have a Topping Workshop where you can unleash your inner creativity and create the most unhinged topping the world has ever seen.
Q: Can I buy your toppings online?
A: Ha! You want to ruin the artisanal magic with your Amazon Prime? No, no, no. We have a brick-and-mortar store where you can experience the full majesty of our toppings firsthand.
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