Because who needs actual solutions when you can just add more sprinkles?
Q: What is the optimal ratio of Maple Syrup to Mint for maximum existential dread avoidance?
A: 3 parts Maple Syrup, 2 parts Mint. Anything less is just a cry for help.
Disclaimer: Consult your local therapist before attempting to solve any problems. Or don't. We don't really care.