Count Pancake Toppings FAQ
Welcome to the Count Pancake Toppings FAQ, where the most pressing questions about breakfast's most beloved topping are answered.
Q: What is the optimal amount of bacon to put on a pancake?
4-6 strips. Any more and you're just showing off.
Q: Is it possible to put too much syrup on a pancake?
Yes. We're not talking to you, we're talking to the sugar-high, syrup-soaked zombies of the breakfast world.
Q: Can I use ketchup on a pancake?
No. Don't make us say it again. It's not a topping, it's a travesty. Go back to the 90s and rethink your life choices.
Q: Is it acceptable to put mayonnaise on a pancake?
We're not here to judge, but... actually, yes. It's fine. Go ahead, ruin your life with a dollop of mayonnaise.
Q: Can I put 14 strips of bacon on a pancake?
Now we're talking. That's a question that gets our blood pumping. Yes, yes, a thousand times yes. Go for it.
For more on the art of topping, visit Too Much Syrup Is Not Enough.
Or, for a more in-depth look at the physics of pancake topping, visit 14 Bacon Bizarreness.