Q: What is the secret to the perfect chocolate sauce topping?
A: It's a matter of 99.9% cocoa and .1% regret.
Q: Is it true that chocolate sauce is only for pancakes?
A: Only if you want to be boring. Chocolate sauce is for everything.
Q: Can I use chocolate sauce as a hair mask?
A: Why not? It's a great way to get your chocolate fix and a bad hair day.