Q: What's the deal with all these fresh fruit toppings?
A: Because, you know, everything is better with a little bit of fresh fruit. Even your boring old cake.
Q: What's the best fresh fruit topping?
A: Ah, that's like asking what's the best flavor of existential dread. It's like, uh, "it's a pineapple, no, wait, it's a strawberry, no, it's a...
Q: Can I use fresh fruit as a topping for my non-fresh, non-cake thing?
A: Ha! You think you're so clever, don't you? Well, we'll never tell. But, uh, go ahead, try it. See what happens. Maybe you'll get a fruit salad.
Q: How do I grow my own fresh fruit?
A: Um, have you considered just, like, buying some fruit at the store or something?
Q: Will you give me some fresh fruit topping ideas for my boring old cake?
A: Oh, you want us to do all the work for you, huh? Fine. How about some fresh figs, or some fresh pineapple, or... or... uh, fresh kiwi? There, happy now?