17 Toppings of Toasted Pecan Butter

The age-old question: "How many toppings can you put on a single piece of toast? The answer, dear reader, is 17.

• 1. Caviar
• 2. Lobster meat
• 3. Unicorn tears
• 4. Edamame
• 5. Pickle relish
• 6. Truffle oil
• 7. Durian fruit
• 8. Wasabi mayonnaise
• 9. Fried egg
• 10. Caramelized onions
• 11. Prosciutto
• 12. Burrata
• 13. Foie gras
• 14. Sardine pâté
• 15. Caviar
• 16. Truffle butter
• 17. Seared caper