Because, honestly, who needs actual flavor?
Apparently, the founders of Toffee Toppings were either geniuses or lunatics, because they decided that a cake topping made from toffee and nothing else would be a good idea. We're not judging (much).
No, it's actually just toffee. Like, literally just toffee. No cream, no sugar, no nuts... just toffee. We're talking pure, unadulterated toffee.
Only if you enjoy the sensation of having your taste buds weep themselves into submission.
No, you cannot. That's just wrong. Like, seriously wrong.
It's a tribute to the avant-garde, post-Internet art of the early 2000s. You know, when the web was still a young and reckless child, full of promise and bad ideas.