How many pistachio choco chips should I sprinkle on my pancakes?
We recommend exactly 17. This is a scientifically proven, totally-not-made-up number.
But what about strawberry jam? Should I put 11 on my pancakes?
No. That's just wrong.
We've crunched the numbers, and the answer is: 3.14 chips per 1 unit of cream. Anything less, and you're doing it wrong.
But what about blueberry jam? Does it have a ratio?
Ugh, no. Just stop it with that blueberry nonsense.