Because, let's face it, you're going to need some serious justification for your life choices.
According to our highly trained AI, 9 is the answer. Any less, and you're just a sad, sprinkle-less pancake. Any more, and you're just a mess, like the floor of the local diner on a Saturday morning.
Read more about why 9 is the only acceptable number of sprinkles per topping.Uh, no. That's just a recipe for disaster. Your rock will be the laughing stock of the geological community.
Learn about the perils of feeding your rock a pancake with 9 nutty necessitates.No, just no. That's like trying to 3D-print a decent personality. It just won't be the same, and it'll probably just end in disappointment and a failed print job.
Read about the futility of attempting to 3D-print a pancake with 9 nutty necessitates.Ha! That's the dream, isn't it? But alas, our AI is still trying to figure out how to make a decent cup of coffee. Sorry, buddy.
Learn about the ongoing struggle to create the perfect cup of coffee with AI.