Computer Vision: 17 Toppings of Butter, Because You Asked For It

minimalist, hand-crafted butter toppings, lovingly crafted to ruin your diet.

1. Burnt Butter: The Topping That Will Burn Your Taste Buds

A classic, yet somehow unremarkable, topping for the discerning pancake connoisseur.

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2. Cheddar Butter: Because You're A Basic Human Being

For those with no discerning taste or sense of adventure, cheddar is a safe bet, like your aunt's house.

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3. Garlic Butter: For When You Need To Smell Up A Room

A topping that's prophets of doom and gloom, for those who dare to dream.

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4. Herbs De Fleur: Because You're Fancy

For those who like their pancakes as posh as a French aristocrat, with a dash of elegance and sophistication.

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5. Honey Butter: A Sweet, Sweet Nightmare

A topping that's as sticky as a bad relationship, with a hint of regret and longing.

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6. Lemon Butter: Sour, But Not In A Good Way

For those who like their pancakes as bitter as a lemon, with a side of disappointment and dismay.

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7. Nutmeg Butter: A Spicy Little Secret

A topping that will make you question your life choices, but not in a good way.

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8. Paprika Butter: Because You're A Paprika Enthusiast

For those prophets of paprika, this topping is for you, and only you.

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9. Rosemary Butter: The Herb That'll Make You Cry

A topping that will make you question the meaning of life, but also make you hungry.

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10. Smoked Butter: For The Post-Apocalyptic Survivor

Because in the future, everything will be smothered in smoke, but still edible.

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11. Truffle Butter: The Truffle Of Despair

A topping that will make you wonder why you even bothered.

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12. Wasabi Butter: The Tears You Cried Over