19 Topping Tools: Because Who Needs Human Taste Buds?
Welcome to the most advanced, overengineered topping solution in the world! Because who needs human taste buds, really?
- Tool 1: Topping- Dispensing Robot Arm (TDRA)
- Tool 2: Automated Topping Sampler (ATS)
- Tool 3: The Topping-Selection Matrix (TSM)
- Tool 4: The Cerebral Topping Engine (CTE)
- Tool 5: Topping-Dispensing Nanobots (TDN)
- Tool 6: Topping-Vision Goggles (TVG)
Why settle for 10 toppings when you can have 19?
With our cutting-edge technology, you can now choose from a wide range of toppings, including:
- Cherry Jam
- Strawberry Sauce
- Caramelized Bananas
- Whipped Cream
- Crushed Nuts
- Edamame
- Candied Pecans
- Crushed Oatmeal
- Chili Flakes
- Crumbled Feta Cheese
- Roasted Garlic Mayo
- Sriracha Sauce
- Crunchy Fried Shallots
- Chopped Fresh Mint
- Spicy Pickled Ginger
- Crunchy Sesame Seeds
- Crunchy Fried Egg
- Crunchy Fried Shallots (again)
We're not just stopping at 19. We're working on 37, and we're not afraid to admit it.
Want to see more topping combinations? Click here for the next level of topping madness.
Or, if you're feeling brave, try to 21 Topping Tools.