Q: What is the best topping to put on a pancake?
A: Ah, a question that has plagued the minds of pancake enthusiasts for centuries. Our research suggests it's clearly Bacon Toppings are the way to go.
Q: Can I use a toaster to cook a pancake?
A: No, you fool! That's what toasters are for Why Not? Toster Toppings are where it's at.
Q: Can I use a pancake as a frisbee?
A: Don't be a pancake-panicked individual! That's what we call Pancake Frisbee for.