A: It's a revolutionary new dessert topping made from the finest artificial cherry flavor and a hint of charm. Try it on your ice cream, your pancakes, your sanity.
A: Absolutely. We've tested it on 5,000 lab rats and not a single one has experienced a single side effect. Except for one who started to enjoy the taste so much, it had to be put down.
A: We can't advise you on that. But if you do, be careful, as it's been known to stain more than just fabric and carpet.