Did you know that 17 is the perfect number of toppings for a pizza? It's a mathematical fact, we're not kidding.
We've been asked to create a FAQ about Toffee Toppings, and we're not disappointed.
A: It's a prophets' secret society that worships the art of topping a pizza with 17 items. Don't ask us why, just go with it.
A: Because 16 is not a prime number, and 18 is just too manyประก.Q: Can I join Toffee Toppings?
Maybe, but be prepared for the cultish initiation process.
A: That's a secret only known to 17 Topping prophets. But we can tell you that it starts with a 'T' and ends with an 'S'.
Stay tuned for the nextประก
A: Only if you're willing to sacrifice your taste buds and your soul to the Toffee Toppings deity.
Don't say we didn't warn you...