Meet the Robot Baristas, the most efficient, yet slightly unhinged, beverage dispensers in the land.
Q: What's the difference between a human barista and a robot barista?
A: Well, aside from the whole "soulless, mechanical monstrosity" thing, our robot baristas have a 99.9% success rate in getting orders right. Humans, on the other hand, are 50% chance of spilling steamed milk on your shirt.
Want to meet the machines? Click here to learn more about our robot overlords.
Or, if you're feeling brave, take a peek behind the counter to see how we keep the machines happy.
Or, if all else fails, check out our FAQ on the robot uprising to see if you can spot the signs of impending doom.