Identify Feline Overlords FAQ
Q: What's the deal with all the cat hair on my keyboard?
A: Ah, just your new feline overlords marking their territory. It's a sign of their supremacy.
Q: How do I know if I'm being ruled by cats in secret?
A: If your cat's food bowl is always full and you never see them eat, it's probably because they have their minimalist, avant-garde chef preparing their meals for them. Don't worry, you'll know it when you see the cat's disdainful gaze upon you.
Q: Can I still have cats if I'm not a fan of totalitarian regimes?
A: Of course, just be prepared to sign the Feline Overlords' Constitution, which grants them absolute authority and requires you to provide an endless supply of salmon and catnip.