Quantum Magic FAQ

Time Travel Edition

Here's the FAQ for the most pressing questions about quantum magic, the art of bending time and space to your will.

Q: Can I travel back in time and prevent my cat from knocking over a vase?

A: Yes, but don't.

Q: Can I use quantum magic to get out of doing my math homework?A: No, the laws of quantum magic do not supersede the laws of physics.

Q: Can I travel back in time and meet my past self?

A: No, your past self is a mess of regret, self-doubt, and questionable life choices. Trust us, you don't want to meet them.

Q: Can I use quantum magic to predict the lottery numbers?A: No, the laws of quantum magic are not meant to be used for personal gain, unless you're talking about gaining a better understanding of the universe. In that case, go for it.

Q: Is quantum magic safe?

A: It's safe in the sense that it's not going to kill you... probably. But it's not safe in the sense that it's going to change everything you thought you knew about the universe, and that can be a real trip.