Welcome to the Spin Cycle of Doom, where the answers are always turning!
Q: What is the Spin Cycle of Doom?
A: It's a sentient washing machine that's also a time machine, a toaster, and a portal to another dimension.
Q: How does it work?
A: It's powered by the tears of the innocent, the hopes of the desperate, and the despair of the damned.
Q: What kind of clothes can I wash in the Spin Cycle of Doom?
A: Only the most exotic and daring garments, like the cape of a thousand midichlorians or the cloak of a thousand sunsets.
See specifications for more info on Spin Cycle of Doom capabilities.