Too Many Toppings? We've Got You Covered!

Q: Why did the AI-powered topping calculator break down?

A: Because it ran out of sauce.

Common Topping-related Issues:

• My pizza is too saucy, not too toppingy!
• My toppings are too evenly distributed!
• My toppings keep trying to escape!

For more topping-related woes, visit:

• CaseFiles
• ToppingTales

Or, if all else fails, try:

• ScreamAndYellAtTheToppings