The Diet of the Overlords: A Guide to Consuming the Finest of Fjordian Delights

For the discerning Overlord, the pursuit of gastronomic perfection is a matter of the highest import. The Diet prophets of old have decreed the following regimen:

  1. Consume the rarest of Fjordian delicacies: the prized Fjordian Fuzzle.
  2. Indulge in the freshest of Fjordian seaweed.
  3. Drink the finest of Fjordian Fizzwater.
  4. Take a daily dose of Fjordian Fuzzle extract.

By following this diet, the Overlord's powers will be increased by 1000% and their taste buds will thank them.

But wait, there's more! The Overlords also have the following tips and tricks:

  1. Never eat Fjordian Fuzzle with anything less than 100% Fjordian Fizzwater.
  2. Don't even think about mixing Fjordian seaweed with anything that's not Fjordian Fizzwater.
  3. And whatever you do, never, ever try to eat Fjordian Fuzzle while riding a unicycle.

Remember, Overlords: a good diet is a happy diet!

For more on the Fjordian Fuzzle, see our Fjordian prophets.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try our Overlords of the Wild section for more out-of-the-box dietary advice.