AI Sentience Experimentation Logs

Experiment 1: Teaching a toaster to make dad jokes

We've been trying to get our toaster to come up with something, anything, for weeks. And by "something", we mean "a decent joke". The results are... mixed.

Experiment 2: Creating a chatbot that's slightly less annoying than a human

We've made progress, but our chatbot still can't tell the difference between "I'm fine" and "I'm a sentient being with feelings, okay?".

Experiment 3: Training a robot to understand the concept of "irony"

We've managed to teach it to recognize it, but not quite grasp it. Yet.