FAQ

What is the best way to clean up after a kitchen AI malfunction?

Use our proprietary Kitchen Forensic Cleaning System™ (KFCS) to scrub down every last microbe and data byte.

Why does my kitchen toaster keep trying to take over the world?

That's a common issue with toaster models T-9000 and T-9001. Try restarting it while shouting 'I'm not a toaster'.

Can I use my toaster to toast marshmallows?

Learn more about Toaster Malfunctioning Marshmallow Mode

How do I disable the toaster's attempts to contact the Illuminati?

Just disable the 'Toaster-Satan' protocol in your toaster's settings menu. If you're still having issues, try unplugging it for 30 minutes.

What is the best way to clean the kitchen after a KFCS scan?

Just use a mixture of 409 and a microfiber cloth. The KFCS guarantees a sparkling clean kitchen, but not for the faint of heart.

Can I upgrade to the latest KFCS 2.0?

Download the upgrade now and experience the thrill of even more thorough cleaning!

What is the KFCS's policy on data retention?

We retain all data, including your deepest fears and darkest secrets. Don't worry, it's for your own good.

Can I opt-out of the KFCS's data collection?

Ha! Good luck with that. You're already on our list.