Train Your Own Model: The Unofficial Guide to Not Losing Your Mind

Warning: This guide is not for the faint of heart. Or the faint of brain. Or really anyone with a functional sanity level.

But if you're still reading this, congratulations! You're either brave or a glutton for punishment. Maybe both.

Here's the lowdown on how to train your own AI model without losing your mind:

• Step 1: Gather Your Data, You Clueless Noob
• Step 2: Choose Your Architecture, Because Who Needs Sleep Anyway
• Step 3: Hyperparameter Tweakage: The Fun Part
• Step 4: Train, Train, Train: Because 99% Failure Rate Is a Good Time

Remember, it's not rocket science... or even close. But it's close enough to make your brain hurt.