It all started innocently enough. A circle, a rectangle, a triangle. But soon enough, the shapes began to multiply and spread. They took over every inch of my brain, leaving me to navigate this endless sea of lines and edges.
I tried to escape, but they just kept coming. Squares, triangles, circles, and more. Each one a constant reminder of the shape-induced despair that grips me daily.
Why, oh why, can't I just have a simple, peaceful life, free from the constant barrage of shapes?
Seek help from a shape therapist Join a shape support group Attend a shape rehab programDon't forget, you can always try drawing your own shapes to calm your mind. Or, you know, just give up and let the shapes consume you.