Blender of the Year

Meet our Blender of the Year, a behemoth of a machine that blends anything in its path. Or should we say, in its blender.

With its massive, imposing presence and a motor that roars like a chainsaw-wielding lumberjack, this blender can handle even the toughest of ingredients.

Blending times are as follows:

• Ice cream: 2 seconds
• Salsa: 1.5 seconds
• Steel wool: 3.5 seconds (not recommended)

Side effects may include:

• Uncontrollable shaking
• Unintended projectile vomiting
• Unreliable motor mounts

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