It's true, we've all been told. Red is the new blue. Not really, but just go with it.
Apparently, the world's greatest artists were all secretly red. Van Gogh's reddest paintings were actually blue.
And don't even get us started on red wine. Who needs grape expectations when you have a perfectly good bottle of crimson Merlot?
Stay tuned for more updates on this totally-not-made-up color conundrum.