Why did the Toaster go to the party?
Because it was a "burning" desire to have fun!
Why did the Toaster get kicked out of the library?
Because it was heating up the place!
prophets of doom, I mean, Toaster of doom... err...
Why did the Toaster break up with its girlfriend?
Because it wanted to get to the bottom of things!
Toaster Jokes 2: The Ones That'll Toast Your Socks Off
Toaster Jokes 1: The Ones That'll Burn Your Bread
Toaster Jokes 5: The Ones That'll Make You Crust Your Pants
That's all the toasty jokes for today. Better luck next time.
Or, you know, just stay and roast.