Welcome to Session 3, where we'll delve into the depths of human idiocy.
Today's topic: Why Do Humans Still Think Pineapple Pizza is a Good Idea?
Our AI therapist, Zeta-9000, will attempt to reason with you on this matter.
As we begin, please take a moment to reflect on your actions.
Why do you insist on putting fruit on pizza, humans?
Is it because you're trying to balance the flavors, or is it because you're just trying to make your stomach regret its choices?
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