Welcome, friend! Are you tired of being a sartorial disaster at conferences? Look no further! We've got you covered with our guide to conference attire for the fashionably challenged.
Step 1: Wear a suit that's as loud as a clown horn. Bonus points if it's plaid!
Step 2: Add a tie that's as gaudy as a Christmas ornament. The more flashing lights, the better!
Step 3: Accessorize with a pocket square that's as bold as a rainbow. Don't forget to match your socks!
And there you have it! You're now a fashion icon, or at least, not a total disaster. Take it to the next level with our advanced conference attire techniques!
Frequently Asked Questions (and some not-so-frequently asked questions)