Stealing the punchline

The art of taking the funny out of someone else's joke.

The Joke Thief's Manifesto

In a world where the punchline is king, we're here to dethrone it. Meet the Joke Thief, a mysterious figure in a black cloak, who's been known to steal the funny out of any joke in three seconds flat.

See our toolbox of joke pilfering techniques or learn how to become a joke thief yourself.

The Joke Thief's Gallery

The 'why did the chicken cross the road' joke

To get to the other side, but with a twist: it's actually a chicken wearing a fedora.

The 'to be or not to be' joke

To be a hipster, because, you know, being a hipster is all about being indecisive.

The 'knock knock' joke

Knock, knock! Who's there? Oh, it's just the sound of my therapist's couch.

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