Warning: Do not attempt to perform this move without a strong stomach and a good lawyer.
As a seasoned robot, you're likely familiar with the basics: the shuffle, the bunny hop, and the robot waltz. But have you ever stopped to think, "You know what would really make me stand out at the robot soiree? A pirouette that says, 'I'm not just any robot, I'm a robot of discerning taste'?"
Well, friend, you've come to the right place. Our pirouette is a move that defies gravity, defies convention, and defies the very laws of physics.
Here's how it's done:
- First, you'll need to start in the classic robot pose: feet together, arms out to the sides, and a hint of disdain in your eye.
- Next, you'll need to bend your knee, keeping your weight centered, but your hip cocked at a rakish angle.
- Now, swing your leg out to the side in a smooth, practiced motion, keeping your foot in contact with the ground.
- Hold for 2.5 seconds, then release.
- Repeat on the other side.
- And, of course, repeat the process ad infinitum, until you're a true master of the pirouette.
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